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Monday, November 26, 2007 @ 10:04 PM


Haha, I can't believe I'm so bored that I'm actually looking at JOKES!
Sorry, but I don't have the habit of looking at jokes and I don't laugh at jokes since most of them are just lame and not funny.

I remember, last time my ex boyfriend and I were browsing Youtube together, and we decided to type in the keyword, "funny" and see what would come out.

I know. We were damn lame.

Then we looked at various joke videos and showed them to each other.

He commented, 'LOL' and showed me the link to a video.

It was one where a toddler picked up a vibrating toy and just looked at it curiously. Then he started playing with it.

I was like, "Huh? Haha? What's so funny about that?"

He gave me a shocked look and said, "You don't know what's that?"

I was like, "What?"

He said, "Okay, tell me what is that."

"Erm... isn't it a BULLET?"

He was like, "HUH?!?" and started laughing his head off.

Cos I actually thought it was a bullet that was going to explode. Lol.
But actually, it's not.

You know what it is?
It's a vibrator!

OMG. Silly me didn't know what was a vibrator then and I actually thought it was some grenade or something, hahaha.

By the way, do GRENADES vibrate???


Anyway, as I was saying I searched for some jokes and found a list. But some here are just lame and plain crude.


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