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Monday, November 26, 2007 @ 10:04 PM
Haha, I can't believe I'm so bored that I'm actually looking at JOKES!
Sorry, but I don't have the habit of looking at jokes and I don't laugh at jokes since most of them are just lame and not funny.
I remember, last time my ex boyfriend and I were browsing Youtube together, and we decided to type in the keyword, "funny" and see what would come out.
I know. We were damn lame.
Then we looked at various joke videos and showed them to each other.
He commented, 'LOL' and showed me the link to a video.
It was one where a toddler picked up a vibrating toy and just looked at it curiously. Then he started playing with it.
I was like, "Huh? Haha? What's so funny about that?"
He gave me a shocked look and said, "You don't know what's that?"
I was like, "What?"
He said, "Okay, tell me what is that."
"Erm... isn't it a BULLET?"
He was like, "HUH?!?" and started laughing his head off.
Cos I actually thought it was a bullet that was going to explode. Lol.
But actually, it's not.
You know what it is?
It's a vibrator!
OMG. Silly me didn't know what was a vibrator then and I actually thought it was some grenade or something, hahaha.
By the way, do GRENADES vibrate???
Anyway, as I was saying I searched for some jokes and found a list. But some here are just lame and plain crude.
Hello, I am Jia Xin.
my favourite things!satisfying FOOD, cooking & baking, romantic and funny movies, shopping, going to the beach, Lisa Ono, Norah Jones, Diana Krall, Michael Buble, Aretha Franklin, all that jazz, Bossanova! And just hanging out with the people I love makes me happy :)
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