Yesterday, the most embarassing thing happened to me ever.

In my whole life.

I was walking out of school to the bus stop, and I saw Inez. So I made my way to the overhead bridge and turned around and said, "BYE Inez!" to her. I turned my head again, and the next thing I knew -

MY HEAD HIT THE BLOODY PILLAR!!!

Like really loud thud. There was a distinct 'KONK' sound.

I swear, if you were there, you would have heard the whole pillar reverberate on its foundations.

Haha. Oh mann I was really embarassed! 3 students were at the bus stop, not including her and they were all staring at what I just did.

Staring.

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And what was worse, was that Miss Sarah Soh, the history teacher was there. (I think she hates me) And she looked at me kinda shocked, like, "Don't tell me... I just saw you crash into a pillar?"

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In this situation, there are only 3 things you can do, but still come out looking like an idiot:

1) Laugh the whole situation off and walk away. (REALLY IDIOTIC.)

2) Go up to the pillar, and say, "Oh my goodness, I can't believe I just knocked into you?"

3) Go up to your friend and ask for sympathy. Start crying crocodile tears, even if it doesn't hurt. Ban ke lian, and pray with fervent hope that the whole bus stop will empathise with you and understand your agony.

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I did neither.

I went up to Inez and then I was like, "OMG."

And she was like, "OMG."

I know, so we were like standing there, and I asked her stupid stuff like, "Am I okay?", "Is my forehead... Got blood anot?" (HAHAHA) and she was kinda shocked, but being really nice, saying, "OH NO it's okay!! Really really!".

I then looked at the group of three, who were still looking kinda amazed. And I asked her quietly, "Are those your friends?"

And she nodded quietly. I was like, "ARHRHRHRHRHRH!!!" inside, but outside, I managed to smile with composure and said, "Er, ahah.. I guess, I gotta go now."

After all. What can you still say, after you've done such a retarded misdeed, and still expect to come out cool out of it?

Even the coolest-looking guy who just knocked into a pillar after saying goodbye to his friend will come across as an IDIOT.

So I bid farewell and walked away quickly, wanting to get out of that terribly embarassing situation.

I walked to my bus-stop, and was thankful that nobody was there or none of my friends, else I would have to explain the horrible BUMP on my forehead.

Possible Scenario:

Friend: "HEY JIA!! School's like- yaddayaddayadda... Hmmm. Oh man! What happened to your forehead?"

Me: "Oh, erm... I kenna baluku cos I knocked into a pillar."

I sat down for awhile, just staring into blank space, and the next thing I knew, those 3 people had come to my bus stop. And they were all staring at me.

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I really wish I could disappear into a thin air, or something.

I whipped out my phone, and decided to look busy. I called my BESTFRIEND and tell her about my misdeed.

Of course, I came out sounding all flustered and was whispering in embarassment, so she didn't really understand what I was saying.

Thankfully 156 came and those 3 people got up on it. Then my 105 came, and I went up trying to cover the bump with my fringe.

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