The Things Women Do For Beauty.

I chanced upon this Taiwanese website showcasing all the Nui Ren Wo Zui Da recommended beauty products to buy. Yes, I do watch that show and I personally love it. However, I browsed through all the items once and thought it was kinda amusing.

But it's amazing and hilarious what females would do just to make themselves look more beautiful physically.

Take for example,

1) Nose-Pincher



The description says:
Recommended Nose Sharpener. Get this if you have Jackie Chan's nose, and get a sharp, pretty and smart one using it! Use daily for 20 mins. Will not cause any difficulty or pain in using it. Anti-germ and stink proof.

Hmmm. Rr-iiii-ght. I personally think if you kiap something that looks like a clothes peg on your nose for about 20 minutes each day will actually shift your bones and thus make your nose look smaller?


It really looks like a clothes peg to me.

I wouldn't buy this item, because it looks really conspicuous. One buyer posted: "I was buy this for my boyfriend and adviced him to use it, his nose size has decresed! I now feel happier and more carefree wif him"

*Spelling errors were on purpose*


I'm an Ang Moh and I have the perfect nose.

Oh man. Poor boyfriend. Imagine getting forced by your partner to wear a clipper around your nose as a daily routine. You mean, if your boyfriend has a smaller nose, you would feel carefree as though you have more space around him? Breathing space, you mean?

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2) Double-Eyelid Creator



The description says:
Double eyelid clipper. It may see to be painful. but it doesn't even hurt or feel painful a single bit. Just clip it on your eyelid for 10 to 15 mins. some people only for 5 mins. then the result will be shown. a beautiful double eye lid will be shown. I use it for 15 min and the double eyelid shown was so deep. It look real.

I can just imagine a 40 year old woman in a pasar malam trying to promote her goods, with this very same speech.

Ouch, it looks really pain! Seems to me like the Taiwanese have an obsession with clothes peg looking torture devices. Apparently they say it's not painful at all.

Nevertheless, it looks pretty amazing to me.



If really can produce such good results, then people need not go for plastic surgery anymore.

I also want. :D

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3) Slim Face Roller



The description says:
Use this to massage your face to make it slim. don't like chubby face. can try using this. just use it when u r free. for 15 mins. u will see the result in 2 to 3 weeks. i use it for 15 mins and i oso apply face lifting cream. it works for me. my face slim down for 1 to 2 cm in just 2 weeks.



Well, it just looks like a stethoscope with two flowers on it.

Actually. It is a stethoscope with two flowers on it.

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4) Beauty Face Line



The description says:
1. Place the plastic piece at the tip of your mouth and grip it with your lips. 2. Slowly raise your chin upwards in the air and stay for 5 seconds, then slowly lower your chin to original position (remember to breathe normally through your nose!!) 3. Repeat above steps for 2 - 3 minutes.

When I saw this, I told my brother: "She reminds me of a crane, you know, those in construction sites that has to lift up heavy objects everyday."

He laughed.

Realistically, I find the explanation behind this really stupid. In fact, there is no explanation behind this exercise device. Basically, you kiap a holder containing a toilet roll between your lips and move up and down, in a pigeon like fashion. Bobbing up and down.

Bobbing, bobbing.
Bob.

It apparently helps to slim down your face!

Oh wells.

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And finally, just for kicks, I'll throw in a funny Japanese invention.

1) Girlfriend/Boyfriend Pillow


She satisfies my needs.



The description says:
The pillow is only available in Japan, where it costs about 8,500 Yen (£40, $80), and is available in blue, pink or green.
Ms Suzuki, who is separated from her husband, says the pillow has other advantages.
"It keeps holding me all the way through. I think this is great because this does not betray me," she told AP.

Heh. I think I would be be really freaked out if I woke up one morning lying in the arms of a foreign object.

And make that one half of a stuffed man!
It's like, "Good morning, Dick. Erm... Where's your other half?"

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